IM stands for Intellectual Mastubation

For all who thinks this is about Instant Messenger, let me remind you, messengers are dead। Blogs are in...

Well, IM as-on-day stands for Intellectual Mastubation. Now what it stands for is this..
You sitting with your gang and discussing corporate strategy and conpemplate the CEO's vision for the next 5 years when you are a pappu in the company. This is intellectual mastubation.
Now we all do Intellectual Mastubation. It is a part of human nature. You see, it's like playing computer games or it's like playing Monopoly. You become "ek pal ka PM or CEO". You sit with your friends with a cup of coffee and/or cigrettees and you start imagining yourself to be some big-shot and you start simulating situations (boleto... kinda "what-if" analysis).
Like you'll discuss with your friends, about the Indian stock market and start arguing how the Finance Minister's policies are detremental to the stock prices of Cement. You (ofcourse, very passionately) condemn that higher interest rates is doing enough damage to the automobile industry and bringing interest rates down will fuel the growth of the sector. You also don't refrain from using phrases like "salle ne ga*d mar li industry ki" or "Chu*** hai salla"..Little do we wonder that we are in doing all this IM at the office timing, thus bringing lower productivity to the company.
But IM is all not that bad. It stimulates out grey cells and also prepares us to be a better policy maker. so this IM helps you the day you become the prima minister, finance minister or CEO of the company (only if you remember the argument for that long).
IM attains monumental hights when done under the influence of alcohol. Spirit fuels up the discussion and brings more vigour to the topic. Everyone in the discussion takes the role of a speaker. It really doesn't matter if there are any audience. What matters is the fact that your opinion is projectiled at the highest of decibels. Abuses under such circumstances are like rain drops falling on rose petals.
All in all, It is the good unproductive mental excercise capable enough to give you a rocking timepass when you got nothing else to do.