IM stands for Intellectual Mastubation
For all who thinks this is about Instant Messenger, let me remind you, messengers are dead। Blogs are in... Well, IM as-on-day stands for Intellectual Mastubation. Now what it stands for is this.. You sitting with your gang and discussing corporate strategy and conpemplate the CEO's vision for the next 5 years when you are a pappu in the company. This is intellectual mastubation. Now we all do Intellectual Mastubation. It is a part of human nature. You see, it's like playing computer games or it's like playing Monopoly. You become "ek pal ka PM or CEO". You sit with your friends with a cup of coffee and/or cigrettees and you start imagining yourself to be some big-shot and you start simulating situations (boleto... kinda "what-if" analysis). Like you'll discuss with your friends, about the Indian stock market and start arguing how the Finance Minister's policies are detremental to the stock prices of Cement. You (ofcourse, very passionately) cond...