Boring New Year
With every passing year my holiday's are getting more and more boring. All my friends have gotten old. Even my 'Wild Side' has taken a hit. There's nothing much that can be done. Just trying to wonder what can I do to cheer up my new year. Let's see, 1. See if my car reaches 150 kmph. 2. Try crashing into Elevate dressed up like a hot chick. 3. Call Police Station and try selling gigolo-services. 4. Try a 'Ganga-Bhang' cocktail on top of my building. 5. Get my name in 'Limca Book of Records' by patting maximum number of girls on their back. 6. Get my name in 'Guineas Book of Records' by kicking maximum number of guys on their nuts. 7. Go to Wagah Border and piss on the Paki soil. 8. Pay a surprise visit to my married friends and hog dinner till morning. 9. Get an expensive call girl, ask what she takes to do ANYTHING. She'll say a few thousand rupees. Pay her advance and make her wash your curtains. (Would love to see her jump out of the ...